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(Don't answer that)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/102_1782.jpg</image:loc><image:title>102_1782</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-14T19:17:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/2012/06/08/for-the-price-of-one-drink/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/oldfashioned.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldfashioned</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/hamptonshalf1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hamptonshalf1</image:title><image:caption>Look at this and hum "Eye of the Tiger" to yourself. 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getting conservative in my old 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doesn't suck.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/100_1474.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1474</image:title><image:caption>Lunch music!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/100_1480.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1480</image:title><image:caption>Our little nest. To be honest, we barely even used it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/100_1471.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1471</image:title><image:caption>The view from our spot on the island.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/101_0139.jpg</image:loc><image:title>101_0139</image:title><image:caption>Savala in the distance. Yup, that's all of it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/100_1467.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1467</image:title><image:caption>Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Get 'em off! Get 'em off!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/100_1442.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1442</image:title><image:caption>Hey, look, a few fish</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/100_1436.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1436</image:title><image:caption>Not a bad way to start the morning.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/100_1486.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1486</image:title><image:caption>Please imagine the theme song to Jaws as you look at this photo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-05T20:24:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/2012/03/02/stressful-day-in-fiji/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/100_1406.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1406</image:title><image:caption>Shhhh. Quiet zone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/100_1388.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1388</image:title><image:caption>Be careful where you point that thing!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/100_1373.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1373</image:title><image:caption>Place is lousy with lizards (none of which we saw in the wild)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-02T19:19:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/2012/03/01/on-river-rafting-and-watefall-swimming-in-fiji/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgp8567.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMGP8567</image:title><image:caption>Smiling and paddling and staying dry</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/imgp85541.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMGP8554</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/101_0108.jpg</image:loc><image:title>101_0108</image:title><image:caption>The waterfall, from a distance</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/101_0099.jpg</image:loc><image:title>101_0099</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/101_0091.jpg</image:loc><image:title>101_0091</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/101_0081.jpg</image:loc><image:title>101_0081</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/101_0080.jpg</image:loc><image:title>101_0080</image:title><image:caption>Cara drinking kava; Chief Leo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/101_0073.jpg</image:loc><image:title>101_0073</image:title><image:caption>Older village house</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/101_0067.jpg</image:loc><image:title>101_0067</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/101_0082.jpg</image:loc><image:title>101_0082</image:title><image:caption>Little boy wondering who these people are</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-01T22:04:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/2012/03/01/five-minutes-in/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-01T20:33:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/2012/02/29/and-now-a-brief-word-from-fiji/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/100_1357.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1357</image:title><image:caption>Is it just me or is this tree really damn creepy?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-29T18:29:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/2012/02/28/another-day-in-fiji/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/100_1307.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1307</image:title><image:caption>At Le Cafe, in Fiji</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://kenwheatonwrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/100_1312.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1312</image:title><image:caption>Toads! 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