Chuck Norris Is Afraid of Rahm Emanuel

Some fun facts about Rahm Emanuel:

1. He’s the first chief of staff to have nine fingers.*
2. He was a former ballet dancer.*
3. He shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
4. Can eat 50 hard-boiled eggs in one sitting.
5. In the 70s, he did tons of porn. (submitted by a colleague)
6. His porn name was Ram Manual. (submitted by another colleague)
7. His middle name is Sue. (submitted by yet another colleague)
8. Once arrested for chopping the heads off parking meters.
9. Once said to Tony Blair, “Don’t fuck this up.”*
10. Ate Chuck Norris for brunch.

*True, as far as I know.

(I’m recycling this from my old blog after gossip started flying that Rahmbo is the one who fingered Blago over in Chicago)

One thought on “Chuck Norris Is Afraid of Rahm Emanuel

  1. Oh, I have to disagree, not that I’m a fan of Norris, but Rahm Emanuel is a chicken hearted crook, and I’ll wager that he’s going to be wearing brown trousers until he’s sure that there’s no indictment waiting for him.

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