Breaking news from the Associated Press: “Britain’s largest clothing retailer, Marks & Spencer, has backed down on its incendiary policy of charging a 2 pound ($3) surcharge for bras that are DD or larger in the face of a spreading consumer revolt.”
It’s about time, Marks & Spencer. It’s about time. Haven’t these women been through enough, what with the aching backs and the ogling men. You have to go and pretend it costs you an extra three bucks per bra to make ’em bigger? I, for one, would have been outraged if I’d heard about this prior to five minutes ago.
KEN WHEATON 
your empathy really warms my uhm heart.
Finally someone looking out for my peeps. And by peeps I mean boobs.