Want ME to serve YOU drinks? Here is your chance!
We’ve got a group of Ad Age people here at work running for charity. Since I can’t run long distances anymore due to my bad back (and laziness), they found a fitting way for me to pitch in. Boozin’.
Wednesday July 8
Red Sky
East 29th Street (between Park and Madison)
6:30 to 9:00
UPSTAIRS BAR
I will be bartending between 6:30 and 7:30
Cost: $20 plus cost of drinks. (Hey, it’s for charity.)
So them’s the details. Twenty bucks will get you in and get you Happy Hour prices for the duration. It seems steep, but it’s for a good cause: The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society.
As far as my bartending skills go, I’m sure you will be crazy impressed with such signature cocktails as:
1. Beer in a bottle!
2. Beer in a can!!
3. Beer in a pint glass!!!
4. Whiskey poured over ice!!!
KEN WHEATON 
I’m guessing you can’t really do beer in a pint glass.
What? You’re supposed to get a half a glass of foam. Right?