The Team That Will Not Be Mentioned

So, like a genius, I wrote about a certain Louisiana-based football team. After that very same team almost lost to the Washington Redskins, I received a call from New Orleans yesterday. It went something like this:

“Don’t you dare write about the [Team I Will No Longer Mention] until the season is over! You almost jinxed them! I will kill you!”

This phone call was from a woman. One thing I learned early in life is never cross a female football fan from South Louisiana. She WILL cut you.