All things being equal, why would one arm pit sweat more than the other. And not just a little more, a lot more. Like, hypothetically speaking, if one were to wring out a t-shirt, nothing would come out of the left side, but the drippings from the right could probably fill up a bucket.
It’s arm-pit cancer, isn’t it? I just know it. Arm-pit cancer. Great. Now there’s a dignified death.