I had a Jeep. I was in a parking lot somewhere. Lucy, the white poodle, was with me. I got out of the Jeep. I wanted to lock the Jeep, but could not figure out the key fob. There were buttons for everything on there. Lift gate. Headlights. Horn. Even to switch the thing to 4WD. But nothing to lock the Jeep. I could not lock the Jeep.
Also, I was wearing no pants.
KEN WHEATON 