Best Burger Poll Absolute Bullshit

This list right here? From Time Out New York allowing people to vote Best Burger in the City? Bullshit. If 282 Burger in Brooklyn isn’t on it, I’m not voting. End of story. Would 282 win? I don’t know. But I do know it would beat Bonnie’s and Burger Bistro in Brooklyn. Hands down. No problem. (Sorry FIPS, but I’m not voting for the Park Slope faves as Bonnie’s tastes like char and Burger Bistro was fine until we got to the long piece of blue thread in the beef.)

Tell you something else, too: 282’s hot dogs are better than Bark’s. So put that in your hot-dog bun and smoke it.