My Money’s on Etta James

Etta James will kick Beyonce’s ass! At a concert in Seattle, James said: “I tell you that woman he had singing for him, singing my song, she gonna get her ass whupped.” Sweet, sweet cat fight. James also had this to say about Dear Leader: “You know your President, right? You know the one with the big ears?” she asked the audience. “He ain’t my President.”

Me? I have little use for Beyonce. Her voice is usually fair to middling (and certainly the weakest of the members of Destiny’s Child) and when she dances, it looks like she’s being tazed. Ironically, the only decent acting she’s done is as Etta James in Cadillac Records.

Of course, Etta will probably be apologizing for “the misunderstanding” by the end of the week. I hope not, but such is the media cycle.

2 thoughts on “My Money’s on Etta James

  1. Or her son who was quoted saying mom loved Beyonce’s performance will come out and explain that she’s lost her marbles.

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