If this isn’t the best blog post ever, I’ll give you your money back. Oh wait, you didn’t pay for this so shut the hell up. I’m actually shooting “B Roll” right now for Stacked Up TV, a show about writers. So they’re in my home taping me. And they wanted a shot of me blogging.
wow, dude. the action must be non-stop: typing, walking down the hallway, talking on the phone. i think you should get a stunt double so you don’t get hurt…
OK, that IS your best blog post ever, and your place looks great.