Today I strapped on my pair of Nike ACG hiking boot-shoe whatevers. I think last time I wore these was in Hawaii. These babies have walked the floor of Kilauea Iki Crater. These babies were there for the tsunami that never was. These babies are LOUD.
They creak and squeak. I thought maybe it was just the nubbins on the bottom of the shoe, protesting about walking indoors or on concrete. But no. I was just sitting here, flexing my foot and they still make noises that can be heard from across the way. I’d say maybe they need to be broken in, but I did a shit-ton of walking when I was in Hawaii.
Oh well, guess I won’t be sneaking up on anyone in the office today.
KEN WHEATON 