So this year I’m actually going to bother with a costume that isn’t the “Barrel of Monkeys” I’ve been rocking for the past two years. I’m not going to tell you what it is. But I will tell you to pull it off, I need to go to Salvation Army or Goodwill.
But can I do that? Can I actually bring myself, in this climate, to go to a thrift store and buy used clothes.
Because you know who else shops at those stores? BEDBUGS! Bedbugs shop at those stores. Granted, getting part of the costume from Ricky’s was probably just as risky as shopping Salvation Army and Goodwill, but the latter two just seem skeevier.