This morning, while in the shower washing my hair, I wondered to myself, “Why do we always wash our hair before dealing with the rest of our bodies? Who decided that? Was there a meeting?”
Then more questions: ‘HOW DO I KNOW EVERYONE ELSE WASHES THEIR HAIR BEFORE MOVING ON! WHAT IF I’M THE ONLY ONE? WHAT IF I’VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME?”
It’s because of exactly this sort of thinking that I’m tempted to limit showers to once a month.