This morning, while in the shower washing my hair, I wondered to myself, “Why do we always wash our hair before dealing with the rest of our bodies? Who decided that? Was there a meeting?”
Then more questions: ‘HOW DO I KNOW EVERYONE ELSE WASHES THEIR HAIR BEFORE MOVING ON! WHAT IF I’M THE ONLY ONE? WHAT IF I’VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME?”
It’s because of exactly this sort of thinking that I’m tempted to limit showers to once a month.
KEN WHEATON 
wow. you do that?
I start from the feet and move my way up (North.) We’re raised that way south of the border
You’re still after that Andy Rooney gig, aren’t you?
Women have a fairly practical reason for doing it that way: conditioner works best when you leave it in for a bit so makes sense to wash hair, put conditioner in, THEN wash body while it soaks in.
weird. i had the same exact thought this morning in the shower. for realz.