Bulgarian Idol so much better than American Idol
Category: WTF?
You Must Watch This Video
Best, weirdest thing you’ll see all day. (I’m not going to tell you where I found it, as the fellas who sent it my way work at an esteemed business publication and probably should be doing better things with their time than passing this sort of thing around. Fine. He outed himself.)
Why I Won’t Live in Williamsburg
Nice Boy, but as Sharp as a Sack of Wet Mice
As Karol says, “It never fails to amaze me how much men will overlook for a little nookie.”
The sad tale of a Hipster Grifter … and one of the dumbest marks around. And damn if this isn’t one of the funniest quotes I’ve ever read.
Basically, the consensus was to stick around because you like this girl, but don’t get too attached, because she’s going to be dead in three months”
And this:
“She was dancing, smoking pot. I thought it was really strange that if she was dying of lung cancer, she’d be smoking pot.”
But, best of all, was this note sent from our Villain to a bar patron: “I want you to throw a hot dog down my hall.”
Secret to a Lady’s Heart? A (Monkey) Steak Dinner
Fellas, want to lure ladies to your tree house? Turn the lights down low and offer her a rare piece of Colobus monkey:
A savory meat dinner goes a long way, as in all the way, in the chimp world, according to a new study that found wild male chimpanzees exchange meat for sex with females on a long-term basis.
Snoopy’s Got Nothing on These Dogs
So Snoopy thinks he’s bad ass flying around on his doghouse, getting shot down in France and knocking down root beers in the officer’s mess, huh? Well, check out these guys.
See what art we were capable off when we didn’t have do-goodnicks like the ASPCA around! (Apparently it was a series. Check out some of the related videos.)
You Call It Orgasmic Meditation …
I call it paying some pervert to watch you finger your girlfriend. Read the whole thing.
OneTaste is an organization founded in 2004, with the goal of fusing spirituality and sexuality, and orgasmic meditation — something of a signature practice — is seen as a way of directly accessing spiritual energy and of breaking through the barriers around sexual contact. The technique is practiced either in a group setting or privately between couples, and is being taught here next month in a series of workshops at the downtown center.
Why stop there? Why not just gather up your hairiest and most out-of-shape friends, make it a group outing and call the producers of “Real Sex.” [Via Gawker]
Iranian TV: Harry Potter a Devil-Worshipping Jew
You can’t make this stuff up. Harry Potter is one of our front-line soldiers in the “cultural crusader war” to convert Muslim children into, um, Quiditch players?:
Of course, having Israeli intelligence agencies murder the Palestinian Mickey Mouse is totally Kosher. Or Halal, even.
Farfour was replaced by a Bee, who was quickly dispatched by Israeli evil-doing. The bee was replaced by a Jew-eating rabbit.
Specialy Olympian to Obama: Bring It
This is ten thousand pounds of awesome. Barack Obama made a Special Olympics joke last night on Leno. This was win-win for me. Either the King of the We Are Victims Party would get his ass handed to him for being insensitive … or it would be safe once again to make ‘tard jokes.
But it got so much better today. According to TMZ, Kolan McConiughey, a Special Olympics competitor who has bowled three perfect 300 games said of Obama, “He’s cool, but he can’t beat me.”
Yet another win-win. Or possibly a win-win-win. Barack Obama declines the challenge and looks like a wuss. Barack Obama accepts the challenge, does a lot of training and wins, thus making a Special-Needs guy cry. Or Barack Obama accepts the challenge and, even though he’s using those inflatable bumpers in the gutters, STILL loses.
Oh, and don’t look now, but Congress just wiped its ass with the Constitution and threw it out the window. But this is much more amusing.
Man on The Street Quote of the Day
“You don’t just shoot arrows out in the air. You don’t know who’s walking by.”
That was a Bronx woman telling NY1 what she thought after the man responsible for accidentally shooting a church lady in the stomach with an arrow was found and arrested.
KEN WHEATON 