Individualism and Irony on the Subway

Spotted on one of the MTA’s subway posters meant to impart upon riders deep thoughts and the like was this quote from John Stuart Mill:

The only freedom which deserves the name is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental or spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest.

Undoubtedly, many a New Yorker reads that line with a smug sense of self-satisfaction. Then runs off and votes for Mike Bloomberg, who will tax your cigarettes, steal your donuts and then tell you how many calories you can consume in a day. Just saying.

Quote of the Day

“If we can prevent the government from wasting the labor of the people under the pretense of caring for them, they must be happy.” –Thomas Jefferson to Thomas Cooper.

Unlike that ridiculous “Dissent is the highest form of patriotism,” Jefferson actually said (wrote) above. (Source)

He also said this: “It behooves us to avail ourselves of every occasion for taking off the surcharge [of offices and expense] that it may never be seen here that, after leaving to labor the smallest portion of its earnings on which it can subsist, government shall itself consume the residue of what it was instituted to guard.”

Granted, Jefferson thought America should remain an agricultural society forever, but, you know, whatever.

New York State Stuck on Stupid

Apparently Gov. Dave Paterson isn’t the only blind one running things up in Albany. According to Bloomberg, the New York Lottery is proposing to move its $1.3 billion prize fund into investments such as stocks, corporate bonds, real estate and hedge funds and out of the safety of U.S. Treasuries.

Wait, it gets even better. “New York would be the first state lottery among the 20 largest to shift to pension fund-style investments.” You know, because that’s working out oh so well as underfunded and overgenerous pensions across the country teeter on the brink, threatening to make things even worse for those of us who, unlike government employees, actually work for a living and suffer immediately for foolish financial transactions. (Do a search on Instapundit for pensions and you’ll get a raft of bad news.)

But I guess I shouldn’t expect more from New York State, which is probably only second to California in its inability or unwillingness to comprehend fiscal reality and where at the government is doing its damnedest to set up a plantation system in which it and its employees are the master’s family and the private sector is just the help. Of course, we also know how well California is doing as the state goes broke, businesses continue to flee the high taxes and ludicrous legislation imposed by the masters and the state gets set to release 58,000 prisoners onto the streets.

I have an even better idea. Why not go all in and put the MTA in charge of the lottery funds?

Better yet, considering the state of the stock market recently, why not just reinvest all the New York State Lottery in MegaMillions and Powerball tickets?

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How About an Obama v. Coburn Debate?

If Barack Obama wants to sell this stimulus package to an unwilling consumer, how about he make his point on TV via debate? Prime time. On all major networks.

Sure, he’s going to go on TV anyway and have a one-sided talk with at the American people, trying to scare the hell out of them, convince them that the money currently in their wallets will literally go up in flames if Congress doesn’t act now and pass a trillion-dollar wealth shift that violates at least two of his so-called campaign promises — no earmarks, no bills being passed without Americans having five days to view the thing. (Let’s also overlook the tax cheats appointed to cabinet positions, the lobbyists now scurrying around the White House and the complete inability to vet people.)

What we should have is Obama debate either a rabid House Republican — one of those guys who tried to stop the excrement-filled TARP bill from passing — or Sentator Tom Coburn from Oklahoma. That guy’s about as anti-pork as you can get. (McCain’s had his chance to not prove any of his points for the last two years, so let him rest.) The Democrats are whining that they’ve allowed the Republicans to “define” the argument. Well, this would be a chance to make the case to the American people without sounding like you’re whining about evil Republican tactics or, worse, sounding like you ARE taking one great leap forward to half-assed Socialism. We’ll overlook how much whining you do — even when you have the majority. (And while we’re overlooking things, we’ll also overlook the fact that George W. Bush’s ridiculous spending habits and the passage of TARP and auto bailouts–helped along by some Congressional Republicans–set the whole ball rolling.)

At any rate, Obama needs to convince people that this recession isn’t going to be over by the time the money in this bill–which does indeed look like 40 years of back-logged liberal pet programs–starts rolling out into the economy. Is that too much to ask when insisting that we give you a trillion dollars of our money. Hell, I’d like you to convince me that you realize that the trillion dollars actually comes from us and not from some magical government piggy bank that is replenished by fairies.

And if it is too unseemly for a President to debate a Senator or Representative, I get that. There is protocol. There is tradition. In that case, put Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi on the podium. In prime time on the three major broadcast networks (then again, this would be a killer ratings coup for CNN, FoxNews or MSNBC). Of course, that wouldn’t even be close to a fair fight.

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Robert George: New Day Rising

OK, even I feel a little guilty for raining on everyone’s inauguration parade. If you’d all quit running around like Russians at a Stalin rally …. but never mind (and no, I’m not suggesting Barry O. is a commie).  Robert George gets at all the optimism and meaning without making my skin crawl. Robert concludes:

Goodness knows there will be many times for policy and political disagreements with this new president. The dire challenges of the time will require earnest and heartfelt debate. But, those are put aside for now. I am optimistic that he is, a fundamentally good man (with a generous spirit who honors both trailblazing forebears and one-time rivals). I am proud to call him my president and thankful that I am able to watch his bold step into history today.

Historic Inauguration Jumps Shark?

Super Liberal Scrabble Runner-up and wannabe poker champion Dawn Summers says: “If I hear the phrase ‘historic inauguration’ one more time…it will mean that I have the TV on again.” (Except she spelled inauguration wrong, which may explain the inability to go the distance in those Scrabble tournaments. That and she’s a Patriots fan.)

But seriously, America’s biggest and best party ever? I’d accuse the networks of being in the tank and forgetting that close to half the country voted for that other dude and the lady with the annoying accent. But the truth is, the TV networks are so hard up for mass-market “event programming”–the kind that people watch live, rather than TiVoing–they can’t really be blamed for trying to pretend that this is the Super Bowl. Especially since the Super Bowl’s going to suck this year.

But things are bad when even media watcher Rachel Sklar, who’s Twitter feed has been basically quivering with historical excitement (or cold) as she tweets from D.C., wrote this morning: “I may get a *little* tired of the word “historic” before the day is out.” (On a slightly related note, I wonder if the Twitterati, texters and Blackberry pilots are going to freak out when they overload the system today and shut down the cellular and wireless services.)

Dawn Summer’s post is a pretty good one and shows that she’s not completely crazy. I say that mostly because she’s with me on this one. The same people who point and laugh at those who praise Ronald Reagan are running around like Jehovah’s on the day Jesus comes back — and Barack Obama hasn’t even done anything yet (except make white people feel like they’re no longer racist).

Dawn continues: “I’m all for great minds running the country for a change, but Obama’s got another election to win, the US will never win any world popularity contests and there will always be war.”

For that remark, Dawn Summers will get a complimentary trip to Guantanamo, where she’ll be allowed to stay until it’s closed at some point during Obama’s second term.

About That Sophisticated New York Electorate

After eight years of whining and bitching that George W. Bush is “using fear” to manipulate the masses, New Yorkers scared shitless about their real estate prices and stock portfolios are told by Michael “Hugo Chavez” Bloomberg that if they don’t do away with term limits (“Just this one time. Promise.”), they’ll face even MORE finanical ruin. Scared, they happily grant him his wish.

And now, after an election cycle of crapping all over the mush-mouthed and anti-intellectual Sarah Palin for being too inexperienced (and unable to speak a coherent sentence to the media), will gladly allow Caroline “Um, You Know” Kennedy to become their U.S. Senator.  I don’t like the knuckle-headed strain of the Republican party Sarah Palin came to represent, but she was elected to two offices and took on the established corrupt political dynasty in Alaska. Caroline Kennedy, on the other hand, hasn’t even run for PTA and IS the latest generation of an established corrupt political dynasty. But, hey, god forbid we embarrass her or anything.

Next time a New Yorker starts blabbing about the rubes out in the sticks, it might be fun to remind them that they’re the ones living in a banana republic.